It’s that time of the year, the leaves are turning orange, temperatures are dropping and people are putting “scary” decorations up. Halloween is just weeks away but yet, it just doesn’t feel right. Is it just me or is Halloween not as scary as it used to be? It is like we seen it all. Jack O lanterns, zombies, ghosts, it’s all so routine. What an irony. The day is to celebrate the souls of the dead but yet, it seems like creativity died off with them.
You want scary? Place some manicans around the house with over sized Northface bubble jackets, full face ski masks, gloves and holding black toy guns. Now that is scary. Have them appear to be “creepin” around the house, behind trees and one sitting in the driver’s seat of a near by hooptie. Tie bandana’s on their heads in gang colors for bonus points. Your neighbors will shit their pants. Little kids will be crying while their parents are running for their lives. Live in the hood? No problem, place a manican wearing a FBI jacket in front of your property. Rent a black crown vic as well for bonus points. No matter where you live or which method you choose, you’re guaranteed to make people go into hiding until Thanksgiving.
-AGI
