Like this:

Lots of women will tell you they hate math.  Most LOVE using numbers though.  They won’t waste any time telling each other how much their bags and shoes cost them.  I think half the time, they don’t even like what they are buying.  The high cost is what gets them to want it.  “Let me get this Louie bag to make this b*tch jealous.”

In the car game, lots of guys have this common feminine trait in their systems.  It is driven by hate.  That is why I don’t feed into it.  People don’t chase a look that they want, they chase numbers.  They want to have something “better than the next person because they some how, “out did” them.    The focus should be on the execution of the final product rather than a number. If you don’t put out any of that extra info to make your E-Penis larger, people can only hate on what they see.  Once you start stating how much you paid for things, that’s when you open up a can of worms.  If you paid “too much” you may come off as a cocky liar.  “There is no way you could have paid that much.“  Or perhaps, an idiot.  “I can’t believe he got jerked into paying that much.”  You might also hear that “You could have used to money to buy so and so.”  On the flip side, if you paid “too little”, they will think you got an inferior product or they cut corners in the body work and the paint.  “He got a Macco paint job.”   They will now look down upon your car because you didn’t spend “more.”

This goes for just about everything and isn’t limited to money spent.  People like to randomly throw out:

• How long their car been in the shop
• How many inches off the ground they are
• How long it took for their parts to come in
• How much horsepower they have
• How much camber they are running
• How many sponsors they have
• How many magazines they been in
• How many awards they won
• How big their wheels are
• How big their lip is
• How small or big their tires are
• How many pistons their calipers have, etc.

If you are putting your numbers out there to “out do” others, you are just asking to get outdone.  No matter who you are, there will always be someone better at what you do, have more money then you and have a nicer ride then you.  Don’t get depressed now, that is just life.  Do the best that you can do and have a goal as far as to a look that you are trying to achieve rather than a “record” you are trying to break.  Now stop acting like you need custom-made pants to fit your massive E-Penis and be a little more humble.

-AGI

Although the blog and all the content in it was created by myself, I can’t take credit for the title.  The term “Number chasing” was a term made up by friend Mike in Houston.

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