Like this:

Women are used to having everything handed to them.  As men, we hold doors for them, let them leave the elevator first, give up seats on the bus, don’t use curse words in front of them, etc.  This is just how we were trained as a society.  Not that I see anything wrong with showing respect to women because I love women, I just don’t like the idea of “buying drinks.”

Women have more game than most guys.  I don’t doubt that.  They can walk up in the club with spider webs in their wallets with the intention of getting drunk.  Sounds impossible to do right?  Wrong!  All they have to do is look for a sucker by the bar.  They say to themselves, “He looks like the drink buying type.”  Then they attack.  Accidental bump then turns to a sexual touch of the hand followed by a smile. The guy gets all gassed and offers her a drink.  She gets her drink and leaves to shake her ass on the dance floor.  The guy doesn’t know what happened and thinks its something he did wrong.  I feel bad for these rookies.

Now I have no problem buying drinks for beautiful girls that I invited out with me.  I’m referring to those girls that just met at the club.  I known you for 3 minutes, you’re not getting a drink from me.  Why bother playing a game on someone who plays it better?  If you feel that you deserve a drink based off of your looks, go to the next sucker.  Matter of fact, go get me a drink from the same sucker.  Show me that you’re a “go getter.”

We recently had a woman run for President.  That shows us how far you ladies have come.  I applaud you for that.  You all want to act like “independent women” but yet you can’t afford a drink?  If you’re so independent, go get me a drink.  That would really show me that you’re not like the rest of them.

I speak for all the men on this one.  If you think I’m just being cheap, I spend more money on tires every year then you do on rent.  A few drinks won’t hurt me.  Then again, I bet you have no clue what your rent even costs because you got a sucker to pay it for you

-AGI