Like this:

This is actually a blog I wrote about a year ago.  It is not directed towards anyone in mind.  Yes I know I am being a hater but you can’t deny that I am speaking the truth on this one.  Enjoy.

If you think about it, the Internet is a real entertaining place.  It’s like you’re in another world.  Most of the people behind the screen don’t know you in real life and chances are, you will never meet them.  The only thing they have to go by is the online image you created of yourself.

I have no problem with anyone that slightly tries to make themselves look like they are better off then they really are . . . most of us are guilty of that.  It’s those that really fake the funk that keep me entertained.  I find it funny when these little kids write about how they are ”gettin money”, “makin dat paper”, etc.(if you’re in your 20′s or 30′s doing this then that’s just sad)  Sorry to break the news but you’re not making shit.  Making $60-$80 a day selling dime bags isn’t making money. You could make that much at McDonald’s.  Lets say you updated to coke, your still making like $100-$200 a day (yes I know what some of you make but on average) which still isn’t real money. You get knocked once and catch a felony, you just f*cked up your whole life.  Now you can never get a real job which will pay you more than what your used to.

What cracks me up every single time is when people take pictures of money on their pissy mattress’.  Is that what your about to pay a hooker?  Why don’t you buy some new sheets with that money, you baller!  The next time you see someone with pictures of cash in their profile, say to your self   “Thats his rent money, s/he aint ballin!”

Another thing I noticed what all the “ballers” like to do is take pictures in the club with Grey Goose bottles? Thanks, we didn’t know what Grey Goose looked like until you and your homies showed us.  That shit aint ballin when you need 12 of your close friends to chip in to get a bottle.  I have nothing against Grey Goose, I drink it all the time.  It just isn’t worth taking pictures of.  Who are you impressing?  I never seen a rich person drinking that stuff. That is one of the cheapest bottles you can buy to get in the VIP area.

Faking the funk will only impress people like yourself.

-AGI